The Chopper Compendium

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4193066471.html

It's pretty funny.

My kinda car, my kinda guy.

A lot of my friends are car guys and regularly wrench on beauties like this. I love it.

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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nice one ....

Two old hillbillys on the river bank were fishing and silent till one opened up to say "Fred , you know that wife of mine aint said a word to me fer nigh on to 2 months now !" "I think I might just have to divorce from her "

After few minuits his friend replied "I wouldn't be so quick there Bill , A woman what kin keep that quiet fer that long is kinda hard to find !"

Hill Top Truckstop is about 20 miles north of Fairbanks, on the way to Prudhoe Bay.
Many years ago I was a frequent customer.
I stopped by one day when it was pretty full of truckers, and sat on a stool at the end of the counter.
Trying to be sociable, I asked the bit guy next to me if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
He said I'm Polish, and Big John at the other end is Polish. You see the 300 pound guy at the table in the corner?
That's George, and he's Polish. Are you sure you want to tell it?

I said Oh, Hell no!!! There's no way I want to explain the punch line 3 times!

railroad bob wrote: ↑Mon Nov 07, 2022 11:01 pm Hill Top Truckstop is about 20 miles north of Fairbanks, on the way to Prudhoe Bay.
Many years ago I was a frequent customer.
I stopped by one day when it was pretty full of truckers, and sat on a stool at the end of the counter.
Trying to be sociable, I asked the bit guy next to me if he wanted to hear a Polack joke.
He said I'm Polish, and Big John at the other end is Polish. You see the 300 pound guy at the table in the corner?
That's George, and he's Polish. Are you sure you want to tell it?

I said Oh, Hell no!!! There's no way I want to explain the punch line 3 times!

You tiptoed out? 8^)